Theoretical Phrases

Have you ever heard any of those theoretical phrases, like this one:

"If a tree falls in a forest but no one was around to hear it, did it really make a sound?"

Well, I've come up with my own.

"If you lock your tiny, yappy dog in your master bathroom before going to work, did it really whine all day even though you were not around to hear it?"

The answer to that one is YES - to the great annoyance of your neighbors.

I can't wait till we get to move into a house where we don't share any walls with other people.